Prepare for a royal flush of relaxation with Gualla Berries, a 65% Indica-dominant hybrid boasting a regal 27.5% THC payload that wraps you in velvet tranquility. This majestic strain descends from the legendary Guava Kush and Blueberry lineages, offering a throne-worthy combination of narcotic body relief and exquisite berry flavor that will have you feeling like cannabis royalty.
Gualla Berries – 27.5% THC | 65% Indica – A Legendary Berry Kush Experience
Flavor & Aroma 👑🫐🍯
Gualla Berries reigns supreme with a terpene profile fit for a king:
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Juicy blueberry explosion with jam-like sweetness upfront
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Tropical guava undertones that add exotic sophistication
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Creamy vanilla-kush base for luxurious smoothness
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Hints of spicy earthiness on the exhale to ground the experience
The smoke is impossibly smooth, leaving your palate crowned with fruity goodness long after exhale.
Effects & Benefits ✨🛌
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Royal Body Melt – A creeping full-body relaxation that starts at the temples and flows downward
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Mental Serenity – Gently dissolves stress while maintaining pleasant mental clarity
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Pain Relief Fit for Royalty – Particularly effective for migraines and muscle tension
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Euphoric Comfort – Leaves you floating in a contented bubble of well-being
The Sovereign of Evening Use 🌙🍷
✔ Chronic Pain Management – For those seeking dignified relief
✔ Stress & Anxiety Reduction – Calms the mind without heavy sedation
✔ Creative Relaxation – Ideal for artists who want comfort with inspiration
✔ Social Lubricant – Keeps you pleasantly engaged without couchlock
Consumption Protocol ⚠️
☛ Prime Time: 6PM-11PM – Early enough to enjoy, late enough to relax
☛ Vape at 190°C – For maximum berry terpene expression
☛ Royal Pairings – Dark chocolate or berry compote enhance the experience
Laboratory Verified: 27.5% THC | 3.5% Terpenes (Dominant: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene)
👑 Limited Regal Reserve – This throne won’t stay empty long! 👑
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