Unveil the hidden depths of Facade, an indica-dominant hybrid with a 22% THC profile that artfully balances relaxation with subtle cerebral intrigue. This enigmatic strain—crafted from Gelato and Face Off OG genetics—delivers a smoke so smooth and effects so perfectly calibrated, you’ll question whether it’s truly an indica at all… until the sublime body melt catches you by surprise.
Facade – 22% THC | Indica-Dominant Hybrid – The Master of Disguise
Flavor & Aroma 🎭🍯🌫️
A complex terpene profile that keeps you guessing:
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First Impression: Bright citrus and vanilla cream deception
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Mid-Palate: Earthy sandalwood and gas-line spice reveal its OG roots
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Final Act: A lingering peppermint coolness that cleanses the palate
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The Twist: Exceptionally smooth smoke that belies its potency
Like a skilled illusionist, Facade continuously surprises your senses.
Effects & Benefits ✨🛋️
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The Perfect Facade – Starts as a seemingly mild hybrid before the indica depth emerges
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Body Whisperer – Gently untangles muscle knots without heavy sedation
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Anxiety’s Understudy – Quietens mental chatter while maintaining alertness
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Versatile Performer – Adapts to daytime relaxation or evening wind-down
Ideal For 🕰️🎭
✔ Afternoon Meetings – Takes the edge off without clouding judgment
✔ Creative Types – Provides relaxed focus for artists and writers
✔ Social Chameleons – Smooths interactions without drowsiness
✔ Pain Management – Eases discomfort while keeping you functional
The Art of Consumption ⚠️
☛ Best Enjoyed 4PM-10PM – When the world expects you to be “on” but you need to unwind
☛ Vape at 185°C – To appreciate its layered terpene performance
☛ Pair With – Herbal tea or lemon sorbet to complement its duality
☛ Dosage Note – Effects build gradually; wait 15 minutes before re-dosing
Lab-Certified: 22% THC | 2.8% Terpenes (Dominant: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene)
🖼️ Limited Engagement – This Masterpiece Won’t Hang Long in Our Gallery 🖼️
🎩 STEP BEHIND THE FACADE AND DISCOVER YOUR PERFECT BALANCE 🎩
P.S. The true magic happens when you stop analyzing the experience and simply let the strain perform its act.
